Equal Rights!

Recently, Jamaican dancehall artiste, Ishawna, has been the center of attention for her song "Equal Rights". While I am a little late to the dinner party, I thought I would take a bite out of this cake of controversy as this tasty topic is often ignored. The song endorses cunnilingus and clearly indicates that if … Continue reading Equal Rights!

Masturbation: The Touchy Topic

I'm sure you have heard of 'flicking the bud', 'scratching the itch', 'rubbing one out' or 'taking matters into one's own hand'. Whatever phrase you use to describe it, masturbation is a very well-known activity. Most persons are embarrassed to even speak of it, which raises the question, is masturbation a sin? Is it wrong … Continue reading Masturbation: The Touchy Topic

My Response To The 100 Year old Virgin

Last week the Gleaner published an article describing a 100 year old virgin. In the article the said virgin indicated that she gave her life to God and that she was never attracted to any man. This is perfectly fine and she must be commended for her strength and for practicing what she preaches which … Continue reading My Response To The 100 Year old Virgin

An Investigation of the Increased Frequency of Vaginal ‘Consumption’ Among Jamaican Men: A Pilot Survey

Jamaica has for years embraced the culture of "oral sex rejection", men forbidden to taste the juices of the labia, women frowned upon for taking the pole in the other hole. The nation's opposition was clearly expressed in the music and 15 years ago one would not expect a public confession relating to the matter. … Continue reading An Investigation of the Increased Frequency of Vaginal ‘Consumption’ Among Jamaican Men: A Pilot Survey

Poem: My Very Expressive Neighbors

I'm not one to count the strokes of life, Not the curious cat who listens to his neighbor's wife. I'm not the one who opposes shouts of affirmative confirmation, But at three in the morning, I would prefer silent meditation. I've never met you personally, but I already know your name, And with shouts of … Continue reading Poem: My Very Expressive Neighbors

Boom Bye Bye: The Closet Is Full, The Gays Are Coming Out!

"Boom Bye Bye" is the title of a very popular song by reggae artist Buju Banton. It makes reference to the placement of a small piece of metal at very high velocity in the heads of men who find pleasure in the posterior of other men. It expresses very artistically Jamaica's general opposition to homosexuality. … Continue reading Boom Bye Bye: The Closet Is Full, The Gays Are Coming Out!

How to React When an Unmarried Church Sister Gets Pregnant

Pi squared plus the cube root of tan minus the hypotenuse of... Ok scratch that, there is no formula for the quantification of sin. No hierarchal structure segregating the various transgressions. There are no uptown sins or downtown sins, no sophisticated sins or ghetto sins. Sin a sin! No sin is greater than the other … Continue reading How to React When an Unmarried Church Sister Gets Pregnant